Leave it to #Dyson to figure out how to build a $300.00 fan. Did this guy used to work for the Pentagon?

I saw this shirt and thought of @ines #Mojito #TommyBahama

No, seriously- I need two desks:

Mountain views heading west on E. Riggs Rd. In ^Queen Creek:

@jlknapp at Dos Gringos #REBCPHX #vyllij

@HardinKevinW at Dos Gringos #REBCPHX

@MattPellerin @tdhurst my verbal filter is about to be effected…

I can't look at this sign without laughing:

Interesting recruitment strategy:

@jmchood @SteveLines have you seen this guy? I hear the Scottsdale P.D. Has some questions for him… #REBCPHX

Caught! @SashaLopez listening to @RL8RGal & @DeanOuellette talk vlogging #REBCPHX

#WordsWithFriends #Fail 5 'E's, 2 consonants:

Chandler Fashion Square Mall #FAIL AmeriPark Valet #FAIL Parking Lot #FAIL

@melissamarro Been there, got the paperweight:

I thought dogs were supposed to be the ones that you had to stop from drinking out of the toilet, not cats:

"¡Agua Caliente!" (translation: hot water) I don't know what that says about this area of ^Scottsdale:

One of the highlights of my showings today… I know paint can be fixed, but wow:

@dpatricklewis & @PhxREguy at #evfn

#evfn at Whole Foods

Oh, HELL no: