Rules for life from TFL...

Tom (mum has declared him gay) is silently judging. In my head, he's saying 'you're tacky and I hate you.'

This. Always this. Words can definitely hurt children.

My new hat has paws. Because I am very definitely more awesome than everyone else.

@noisyhearts tickets are only £10 - wjy are they mot out band again? :P

Managed to paint my right hand nails for the first time in forever! I <3 nail smash.

Making friends in the pub :)

Ooooh! Aaaaaah!

@gerardway what have you been doing? :P

Why is Gerard making notes on my yummy chocolate?

Oh eBay...Really? Really now?

@noisyhearts "Merch dudes need to stop whining"

Dissetation word count so far. Can I leave it there? :P