Prophetic that Twitter cut @SpursOfficial off where it did in this tweet? Yeah probably.....

What expression are you going for in this picture @gareth_roberts?

@KellyAnneVoice What the fuck!

Erm?! #drawsomething

@jamesmountain Nah, mine's better

@hirstydose @thisislucio see

.@AmirKingKhan I know who the man in the hat is. It looks like R&B superstar Neyo. I can't account for his actions tho

What day does the council come around to collect Christmas trees?

@RealDysonator @petedonaldson

Look there's @xfm's @RealDysonator having a jaunty phone call.

Best single cover of the year? @theblackkeys

Wow, this bloke's clearly pissed off his misses! #Penge

Christmas starts early in Hackney

I'm guessing they didn't tell Keri about this. It was the longest queue at The O2 last night.

Just one of the ways you can make a trip to Tesco a bit more entertaining

Beach Volleyball at Crystal Palace. In 11 months the Brazilian womens team will be training here!

Psychological warfare c/o @daveberry_tweet #myplaylistsbetterthanyours

Underworld 'Born Slippy' at SW4. Immense!

So it's pretty grim weather at @vfestival! But the inbetweeners and that effy from skins are here

I'm on a boat