RT @babybf23 "r u going to the show In Cleveland?" - No, I'm not essential to the Cleveland effort!

Just sayin'

Gee, I take up a lot of pixels!
#BigScreenAtTheDevilsGame

Where does this old bag (aka retiring senator) shop for her clothes .. "Frumps R Us"?

I had to cut back on my dog Joey's @PupPeroni treats ..he's convinced I hate him! #CueSarahMcLachlan

@NHLDevils @PremioFoods Because they won't ALLOW ME to do the Nathan's contest anymore! : /

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!!!: Davy Jones being rushed to the hospital!!!..

THIS SATURDAY!! @Lez_Zeppelin will be @HLBallroom at 8pm http://highlineballroom.com/show/2012/03/03/lez-zeppelin/

@AMCTalkingDead #SuggestionBox Make me up as Tor Johnson on @WalkingDead_AMC & fulfill a 48 year old boy's dream!

Cameron Diaz is looking GREAT! #tweetroast

I just saw a picture of my father for the first time ever ..guess which one he is..

"..and YOU want to be our next President??"

@LukeRussert @HuffingtonPost @politico @hardball_chris

RT @IJasonAlexander "Costanza 4 Prez:..:" - ..and you want to be my President??

THE JOB SEARCH IS GOING GREAT!!!

#MyJobSearchReport Right now I feel about as wanted as @CherylTiegs on @ApprenticeNBC

Oh look, it's @jerkstoresean making friends with @GusRosendale on @NBCNewYork ...

@AnthonyCumia "Would You Like A Sedative, Sir?"

@trexx65 You act like i'm doing THIS to you. ..allow me to assist you. #Blocked

This guy has got to be the most entertaining waiter at Benihana!

"Now follow my pen with your eyes"