It's just childish.

Curry chicken salad with green apple, cranberry sauce, and Brie. And lemon blueberry cheesecake. Bwah!

my new shirt is fucking awesome.

Ladies and gentleman I present "The Titty Skittle".

Swag me the fuck out.

Fuck the police.

@Bentleywiss

Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving is ridiculous, but this I can get behind.

bedbug

I would rather gurgle my own piss.

Hi

IM AN ADULT!

I'm an adult!!

Suspicion confirmed. GOD DAMMIT! Didn't happen if I don't remember right? Gonna take a little vacay from Jameson.

I'm chilling with Wanye Campbell and Garth Altar. Fuck your life.

My five minute Halloween costume.

Looks like I'm gonna be on Maury guys!

Im making good decisions tonight. LOL JK!!

Seared sushi-grade tuna with tuna tartar and seaweed salad at Maldeners. Probably the best meal i've had in Springfield

My hollandaise sucked so: poached eggs over fresh baked english muffins covered in marsala caramelized shallots. S my d