This, in response to requests, was the pink buzz cut, circa 2007. Oxford wasn't all drinking clubs and Eton collars, yknow. #oxgoth

'deAR mS LeNNOX. IF you EVER WANT 2 sEE yOUR haIR agAIN senD A MILLION pouNDS tO THE hOVeL BY THUrsday.'

To be honest, an anonymous artist at PostSecret put the #gaymarriage issue best some time ago...

And now, for any saturday stress: here is a picture of a baby platypus finishing its milk (via @batrachianlips)

I finally tried Kombucha to see if it was nice or nasty. It's nasty. Tastes like it's been left behind a radiator.

Since we're on the subject of beauty and performativity, here's me auditioning for Drag Race in my TV makeup.

Your heart is a weapon: Brazilian poster, which I want to paste over every bloody 'Keep Calm and Carry On' I see.

Not only that @MrHarryCole has made it clear that he published the post specifically to punish me for something...

Just a few of the comments from @GuidoFawkes and @MrHarryCole's post about me. Trigger warning for rape, s/v.

Look who it is! (photo taken on my old, shit phone). What shall I call him-or-her?

A better picture of the hair. Also, fags, and books.

I just lost the last ten minutes....what's all this stuff on my face?

Dear twitter, this may not be exciting for you, but today I put my hair up for the first time in 8 years. Observe:

Consensus was reached. million-calorie-pie has been obtained. consumption is underway.

Here's me with a smiling SWP last week. I actually bought a copy too, sources can confirm.

It is this amazing little person's third birthday today. Happy birthday darling Beana, you're growing up so fast!

We interrupt our exciting NYE evening in broadcast to bring you Getting Down To Some Bloody Work. More when I get bored

Housemates are departing, looking very sexy. Leaving me alone with a nice book and a cup of tea. HARDCORE.

This is me doing seriousface waiting to chat to @ns_mehdihasan on LBC radio ten minutes ago

Housemate Kate and her girlfriend getting ready for some sort of shindig. They've been playing lady gaga v loudly.