Heads up, NYC: Bronx River Parkway South is not looking so good right now.

My boyfriend is the best! He was supposed to be taking a nap when I stepped out and instead he appears to have hidden messages! I found one in my record player, another in the med cabinet, and now one in my book! Hahaha

Oh look at this silly man eating with the dogs @xoxodave

Aaaaahahhahaha I love these movies. TOPPER HARLEY FTW

:D :D :D

What my new bodega is packin. Holy mother of awesomeness this is the Bronx.

Clark and Amber were here! @arampino @Clarkdever :) hooray!

Ice.Cream.Donut. HELLS FUCKIN YA. that's red velvet & pistacio @PeterPanPastry

Look how cute my @zipcar is! :D it's really fun to drive too. The Mazda 3 hatch. Woo wee

Perhaps the first time I really felt like a sign was talking to me.

I have the cutest cup of coffee. Oh the Bronx, with your teddy bear coffee.

So classy. (bob, me, greg on bob's porch) oh buffalo summer pool parties

Makin stuuuuff! :)

Ghost Dog

Fuck Yes We Blew Up A Pirate Pool! Then drank rum in it. All morning.

Record Dead Hand (poor Greg)

Fuck yes SOUTH BUFFALO WINGS

quite good (hooray for tea!)

Proof

Holy Crap there's grass & trees & no one getting stabbed! @arampino