The gnome that people take pictures of when they travel just got WAY cooler.

Wondering if Angel Destruction is a booming business these days

Like?

#howmymorningstarted

Potential new poop type: The Brown Helacoid. Yay or Nay?

In case you missed the Bachelor interview with Jake and Vienna - this picture sums it up

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A typical Steve Jobs and Bill Gates conversation

Yeow! Dramatic reenactment of this morning's deposit #shitudontwanttosee #brokenglass #iPhone

Free hot dogs on broadway and arbutus #virgin #Vancouver

Currently hailing in Vancouver. Possible inspiration for new type?

Spring is officially here. Had some great rounds of golf in the Okanagan this weekend!

My rock band character looks pretty good with a tattoo of an oven on his face! #nowplaying

Great disclaimer

Also available... Mr Mini Poo!!

Mr. Poops dog toy. What behaviour are they trying to promote?

Mandeer loves geotagging his shit from wynn in las Vegas!

Who leaves their kid alone in an ice cream cone?! #nowplaying

I finally got down to the cauldron this morning. Was craving smores for some reason. #van2010

We spotted katie holmes on granville island in vancouver yesterday. no tom though, not even his wax doppelganger