TIL in Egypt you can apparently bring a sword to a soccer game.

Waaaaaaaay too many adults own Santa costumes in this city. #SantaCon

@squirrelplease You owe me a movie and a giant popcorn.

Here is my competition to @squirrelplease's art work. (Me too @ohnesaur!)

The local post office doesn't do passport photos, but people keep asking for them for some reason.

This is how every lunch should be.

I made a rocket t-shirt at art night.

Portland, Oregon the home of the Vagina Status Updates, a cousin of the Vagina Monologues.

Reading Railroad for $200.

Passport temptations are too much. (ref. to http://bit.ly/fe9z9J) @jaythejones @bruels

How appropriate! MLK Jr as a Jelly Belly portrait. Civil rights never looked more delicious:

*NOT* for the faint of heart. My friend has a metal pin sticking out of the end of his finger.

An original @theflaminglips concert poster from 1994 (from a memorabilia store around the corner):

This year I carved Totoro!

Today shall be awesome

Haha. I wrote about whether to trust a candidate named Anna Conda, and now the campaign is following me. #prfail

My sister sent me temporary Geek Tattoos