What the fuck does this fortune cookie mean? Anyone?

@scottlava What can you do with this face?

Breakdancing zombies and Tanooki Mario! #PAXEast

I'm definitely at the age where I'm not so concerned about being right up fromt at concerts. #PAXEast

Having broken the cap on the laundry detergent bottle, this was my solution:

Only in small town Texas...

He occupied three seats, then he spit on the wall and/or seat, plus talked to himself! He's today's #MBTAsshole!

As @jonathancoulton listeners know, this is the best part of flying:

This weekend at #NEWW, I arm wrestled someone (really) to win this Squishable fox for my sweetheart. Adorable.

This weekend at #NEWW, I arm wrestled someone (really) to win this Squishable fox for my sweetheart. Adorable.

Further proof that Starbucks is a thinly veiled front for radical cult activities:

And who forgot that Bowdoin is closed on weekends, only to annoy an MBTA operator with a useless question?

Who sings loudly in his empty Blue Line car? That'd be this guy.

Who listens to the Backstreet Boys loudly on his phone, no headphones, on the Blue Line? That dude right there. Oh yes.

Does your sweetheart get you flowers? Mine does. :-)

The crosswalk at Somerset Street by Government Center has a name! How cool is that?!

Oh, sandwich! Forgotten at a train stop! Dost thou lie so still?

For $350, a chair should be outright flirtatious, I feel. Just one man's opinion.

Always makes me smile to see my parents dancing. :-) What? No, that's dust in my eye. Shut up. Whatever.

By the way, here's the view from Top of the Hub, in case you were wondering what that was like.