the view from under my brand new free #stirlingackroyd umbrella. My new least despised estate agents.

new breakfast club. Recommended. #sexanddrugsandbaconrolls

use your mind to square it off, blur the edges and mess with the colour. #dontdoinstagram

Adding polystyrene to the list of things I shouldn't put in the microwave

Adding polystyrene to the list of things I shouldn't put in the microwave

inspired by Britain's Best Dish, tonight's #babydinner is deconstructed chorizo burger.

well?

clerkenwell pop up in a petrol station doing good trade. Anyone? X

He brought friends. They too were late. #Snoop #disappointing

He still says jizzey x

He brought friends. They too were late. #Snoop #disappointing

He. Late. I was early.

I'm off

#Snoop is here. Am leaving