This is George the giraffe. He's precious and I love him. Thanks, @hollie_elaine! Passing out now. Goodnight.

MUST go to sleep so I can get up for work in the morning. But here's the beautiful Maika Maile from tonight.

Having a hard time getting through editing these photos because DAMN his beautiful face is distracting.

This is what happens when Pizza Hut sends me a survey to fill out to win $1,000.

Help me choose which one. If I can't decide I'll wind up ordering both. Which I really shouldn't.

Consider this my contribution to society. You're welcome, world.

Yeah, I just ordered this bitch. Because I'm a nerd.

It might be the sleep deprivation, but I've been laughing over this for a good five minutes.

Holy shit! Go Sheheen, go! I feel like I should be pregaming the election results.

Hey Twitter, what is this bullshit? I haven't even tweeted in three hours and wasn't trying to when this popped up.

I'm just going to leave this here. Because aslkdjf;askdfa.

I think I'm ready to be crazy cat lady now.

That's cool, ticketreturn. I didn't really want a ticket anyway. That's why I waited 30 minutes waiting on your sorry ass to load so I could try to get one. Thanks for that.

Dear Netflix, I'm really fucking sick of seeing this. There is nothing wrong with my connection. Fuck you.

Apparently Twitter thinks it's very important that I follow Hayley Williams. Sorry, I'm not into tit pics.

Just fed the horses in this. I think I'm going to go die now.

Another favorite of my Warped pictures: @travisrclark