FINALLY, a big-girl jersey. Still a youth size (because I like my sleeves out of my beer) but it's stitched now. ;)

@SteveJankowski1 @leddyalready The office already thinks I'm crazy.

@LeddyAlready Niece, @SteveJankowski1 and I found you a new decoration for your bedroom:

@NHLBlackhawks I love an adventure! #HawksSnowDay

THIS MEANS WAR. #Blackhawks #Travesty

Oh hey, we won a thing and I drank beer out of it! Retiring as a center on a high note!

Hey dog, you're better at cuddling than office work.

Hey, dog, did you check those emails? Did you dial in to that meeting? Are you sure you're qualified for this job?

Hey, dog, this is my breakfast! You're not getting any...much...okay, fine, you're friggin' cute.

Stop moving, dog, you are being employed as an adorable foot warmer.

A Very Pirate Christmas (feat. Oliver and his skeptical puppy-face)

Nightmare fruit!!!! #WhatAreYou #WhyAreYou

I made the best cookies ever:

Merry Christmas to me:

I'm going to light the office Christmas tree on fire. Seriously, this sickens me:

If I drink this, will it mean the shoes are gone?

@metricjulie Okay, am I just missing some subtlety, or is this a "gift bag" for a used tampon?

Doing ill-advised things in @alilawrence's kitchen in my @harto costume. Jargaritas! Er, beer!