DAMN - these fortune cookies are getting downright specific these days - and in my case, even PSYCHIC! :) LOL

It's official - I am now a Multiple Orgasm Donor...check me out if you're ever in need of my services :) LOL xoxo

Doctor-endorsed,Vegas-approved Cheerz Intellishots & iTabs! No more Hangovers? Trying is BELIEVING! :) CheerzHangover.com

Would LOVE to see all of my LA friends this Sat in Malibu @ the Miss Malibu Pageant VIP party-as we change the world!

Almost died on the way to work this morning.Kid ran a stop sign & plowed me at 40MPH.Sure puts life in perspective,eh?

It's "Jersey Shore" Randy - "The Package" :) LOL

Spring Training is underway!Baseball season will soon be upon us-can you feel the heat from this year's Low-Budget L.A. Dodgers! :)

About the way I'M feeling this morning- when's that caffeine gonna kick in already,eh? :)

My DREAM job - well, it would have been about 25 years ago :) LOL

Coming soon to a theater near you-the sequel THEY never wanted to come out- HO WHITE & the Seven Dwarves :) lol

Our new dog - he just wandered into our garage 1 night & we never could find the owners. Such a sweet puppy!

www.CheerzHangover.com - this stuff really really WORKS! No more hangovers! Who needs them anyway ??

Me- goofing around at the Nascar race in Las Vegas this past Sunday. Yeah! Local boy Kyle Busch won the race!