Ducati Streetfighter, dark stealth - hot. Anyone got mates at Ducati, I'm feeling the itch.

@nickjackson "BradPitt" :)

@Carryology @hardgraft I carry a small MBAir, but I still have cables and shit. No one gets this right. This is close:

Omg! Another vintage drink, quick everyone, create a social media shit storm. #Baaa

Bailey, my 4 y/old has just gone in for her second op (I've only had 2). it's a minor one, but it still sucks :(

I want to buy this Victory Highball:

@pauljacobson

@pauljacobson google+ hahaha, how quaint ;)

Just had a very rude introduction to @Scott_MacIntosh's prowler. Insane. You NEED to train at #TheYardAthletic

@vincenthofmann with those slam bars it looks quite a bit like my 48. Just the centre-controls

Holy shit balls, just opened @IncMagazine on the plane and saw my company. Fuck yeah!

#Tip if it bothers you when you have to reload YT vids when going full screen, do this (via @anthonyvanbeek)

Here's Preso Rock God @AndrewSchar talking music and video at a Missing Link smart mo fo session:

@vincenthofmann @MonicaBraganca haha, here's my forty eight "the brawler":

Bailey Cakes hurt her finger...

Fuck! Is nothing sacred? (via @Trevormey)

Sigh. Apple is now pushing the 3gb mark on updates for the month. That's really cutting into my porn bandwidth.

@kulula & @ebucks I've been getting this error for the last 20 odd hours. Unable to book my flight. Kindly assist:

The only thing I really want from Apple today is an update that stops autocorrecting 'rad' to tad or RAF.

@AydinKintziger Happy Manniversary :)