Oh, my achin' head!

Hi. I'm an artist. Also, I'm 12.

@donttrythis Baby seems to like Mythbusters. Either she likes science or wants to blow things up. Win-win!

Good morning, Oxford Ohio!

@levarburton We leave the costumes to the kids, but geek parents do have some influence #babyleia

Oh yeah. I paid.

How can you not love Sarah Silverman? Human Centipede drawing while she's interviewed for Maddow.

Thanks to this adorable sick baby, I get to stay home and watch @morningstream live.

Princess Leia! (Fucking auto-correct)

Gotta start the kid off right. Princess Leisure for Halloween.

What to do when you can't sleep? Pull out your circa 1993 MST3K VHS tapes. @FrankConniff @TraceBeaulieu

Brand new Hipster PDA, fresh from the shrink wrap. Admiral Ackbar Edition w/clip upgrade. @hotdogsladies #iloveyou

Baked potato soup, by Me circa Oct. 2011.

Yay traffic!

@hotdogsladies Rampant, out of control ad-hoc signage. PS: This needs to be a website. Yesterday. #ylnt

Giant chicken....gave me a bad coupon!

Hmmm...wonder where that cold front is?

I don't care if it makes me late. This demands to be held this morning.