Aaand the dietin' commences tomorrow. Goal? To be able to wear these beauties come time to move.

Gah, Emily! First @Fatty_Magoo, and now myself. Why, oh why, must you tease us so?!

Everyone should go out and pick up a copy of Julian Casablancas' "Phrazes For The Young". Julian + synth = ^_^

Why, oh why, must you be straight? You're in the Cosmetology program, for fuckin' cryin' out loud!

Fuck yesss.

Next up: Rum & Coke!

Complementary drinks, on the house. Vodka & Tonic. Score.

Alcohol on the job? Maybe this whole conference thing wasn't such a bad idea, afterall.

"Thank youuu!" - Scott Weiland

Now, if only I could get that silhouette cast upon my bedroom wall.

Scott's so hot.

Just a tad fuckin' ridiculous. Lower your prices, asshats.

Fuck you, kids in Target, for givin' me a headache.

I'm gonna miss you, & the way you used to snatch doughnuts from my hand when I wasn't lookin'. Rest in peace, buddy.

Whoever's in charge of the advertising campaign needs to be shot. Or maybe I'm just a pervert.

& to think there was a time when I thought I didn't have an ass...

...& it's gone.

Terry & I don't play when it comes to sushi!

Oh. My. God.

@Fatty_Magoo: Prostate check, comin' right up!