Drunken Bo fell over on his barstool and on to my toe... Think it's broken. #alreadyregrettingfridaymorning

Skoal, Coors, Guns...

The Family in front of me has ordered at least $100 of concession food. Family services should be called asap.

After writing my clients Xmas cards it looks like I finger banged tinker bell...

Just met with the CEO of this company and saw this sticker on his ride. Awesome.

Poor Dick Peniston. Must have been a hellish childhood

I do daily

Would you use this gas station soap?

....and since that day nothing has happened

Sleepy la beef. Legend in his own mind

Earliest I've cracked a beer in a while

@ean1981 The claws strike

AIDS!

Watching planes take off at clt international. Check out the control tower and barely visible skyline in the backgrd

#panthers are going to suck this year but you can't beat these seats

Check out boogers customs kicks. Make sure too look at the tounge of the shoe...

This guy seems to think it's 1991. Sweet mullet and acid washed jeans guy

Whoever made our stress balls has obviously never been to Florida....

I was rooting thru our supply box at work and look what was in there. They are fucking EVERYWHERE

Yes sir...