What's up with Indian people and their mustaches? I'd ask the girl beside me but she's got one too.

Dead or alive?

Holla!

Damn! Check out these seats!! Holla!

The menu writer needs a better education

hiked a mountian to see if the sun really did rise at 7:14 am. Those early risers weren't shitting us.

What's the difference between column chromatography and water boarding?? Anyone?

I usually don't like to brag, but i'm bowling.

The plot thickens. Sunflower seeds in the bathroom.

There is a sunflower seed in my sink drain and I don't chew sunflower seeds. Think this is a good way to start a CSI episode.

Nap time

Think the Chinese in my group have established nap time.

450? I got this.

At pharmacy. Sitting on the infamous cold metal chair right beside the condoms & waiting for my script.

Hey everyone. I noticed you guys were real intrested in what vacuum I bought today so here it is.

Something I've never done before: buying a vacume cleaner.

In Park City..my temporary tramp stamp is not getting the attention i want it to. Maybe I need more body glitter.

I am a better driver when a police car is beside me. I don't even text or tweet.

Rumor has it, this guy has the worst shirt in the bar.

Uncle Buck sized pancakes.