Story of the day: Llamrei the Army horse who sweeps up after himself. See the video: http://tinyurl.com/883elrh

Ken uses full-page advert in today's Standard to attack Boris over "police cuts". Depends how you measure them...

Love this: the Boris banknote #loadsamoney

Facebook advert from @Ken4London offers to save me "£1,000 over the next 4 years". Like a loan shark in reverse

Pippa on front of last Standard of 2011: Middleton party firm hit by Yodel delivery shambles http://tinyurl.com/bwljcx9

Exclusive: Cash-strapped Queen hires out Wills + Kate's Kensington Palace garden to Russians for the #Olympics

Debenhams launch Duchess of Cambridge "nude" tights for black, Asian and Mediterranean women

Knight to see you, to see you knight: Queen says arise, Sir Brucie

122 people attempt to break world record at London Metro Uni by "planking" for one minute

Chelsea's misfiring £50m striker Fernando Torres recreated as a Mr Man #ouch

Four years ago I recall "Back Boris" Oyster card holders. Now the message has ever so subtly changed...

Ken calls Boris a Nazi? Here's another "war criminal" jibe from his recent past...

FFS now Tesco + Ikea on North Circular shut early on police advice. London in lock-down

Bloody hell: even giant Sainsbury's @ A406 Walthamstow shut early. Must cost fortune #londonriots

51 firms in Waltham Forest hit by looters last night, including Barclays in Walthamstow high st

Barclays in Walthamstow high st boarded up after #londonriots looters stole ATM machine

Dozens of Walthamstow shops shut early at 4pm fearing another night of looting #londonriots

Wow: check out the new roof at King's Cross station. Echoes of the Great Court at British Museum

The wonderful Glasgow City Chambers - where numpty councillors have scrapped the Hogmanay party

Boris spinner Guto Harri back in Londoner's Diary. Pic from his Julian Clary phase, clearly