Amazing picture of Nemanja Vidic and other United players in The Times's The Game

Nelson's ship. In a bottle.

Men. On a beach. With time on their hands. This is the result.

Two geese playing noughts and crosses in the sand by the Thames. Honestly.

Fine bit of DIY, even though I say so myself. Note the comedy-sized playing card on top

First thing on the drawer instructions. Not a good start.

Here's the same 747 as pictured before, only half-eaten.

Am at Kemble airfield, about to see a 747 get crushed for scrap metal

Here is the charming @dollyface88 writing out her SOTM. You can't see here, but she's wearing hotpants.

Cat in a box

My mum's neighbour's cat is clearly hoping for an early Xmas lunch

OK people. Is this an Ox? Or some other member of the bovine family?

The remains of a good meal.

Here's the footy pic. D'oh!

This is me with my lunch order at Operncafe. I'm not kidding, either.