Nahhhh. They couldn't be this stupid: right??

Merry X-Mas from the happiest place on Earth!

Sunset at The Getty.

Shortest day of the year from the Getty

8 hours of moving and voila!

Meet my new roommate jack!

What my roommate is leaving behind.

Happy Pervgiving!

Good news for Valley pervs afraid that their local porn shop was closed tomorrow ...

@thekelliejane Roommate ate at place Kurt wouldn't

Roommate did eat at place Loder prob wouldn't go -

This energy drink is soooo good, I'm pawning my grandmother's jewelry to have another!

Hey #OWS protesters; here's today's forecast - enjoy the frostbite! #GOP #p2

#OWS Poopsters: here's your freezing weekend forecast: enjoy! #GOP #p2 #occupy

#OWS Alert** Due to frostbite concerns, pooping on cop cars should be discouraged this weekend. #GOP #p2 #occupy

I thought I'd hit the jackpot when I found this box at my desk, but it turned out to be empty.

Here's how Occupy Galleria is goin' ... less effective than Occupy Pond. #Redeye

**Alert** #OWS Fairy Poopsters are picketing in the Valley; Galleria could fall at any moment ...

@cahelmetproject Grant Lancers - L.A. City - East Valley League

@cahelmetproject San Fernando Tigers - L.A. City - Valley Mission League