...and then there's my parents...

This pretty little girl is my father

My dad is single-handedly recirculating the Sacagawea dollar coin

Yes! @kristenschaaled

Nice socks, Asshole

It's an ad for Sephora.
#desexualizingpullback

Gimme a lil' ad space & I'll give you a demo of women who simply must have a face o' jiz

"Do you carry any shirts w 1 of 2 cowboys peeing on my boob? In black?"

Duck is 16 and only just learning to use a computer

This is in a TEXT BOOK, where FACTS are meant to be. Not square's opinions.

Yoga really brings out the jewish in me.

This pup has been sitting w me since I got here. No collar no tags.

My car got doused w the biggest birdshit I've ever seen. It goes well with the day.

You're right, iPhone, I'm just paranoid. I'm not looking at emails from no one dated 1969.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS MATZO BALL SOUP IN TORONTO

My bf's #1 gayest pillow. As I took this pic, he said not to "unduly stretch it."
#tombradymadehimgay

In between naps, ED ASNER stars in tonight's THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM'S season (series?) finale! TUNE IN after Colbert!!

Civil disobedience is cool and can even be super pretty

My dog's breath smells like if cheese had an asshole.

West Hollywood leading the way w/ some sweet Nazi memorabilia tee shirts.