Dear @ThirtyTwo: Your boots rock! Thank you for creating quality gear! (@DCShoes take note!)

Where else can you get a snow beard at work?

My @OneBallJayUSA stomp pad looks super sick when it gets some fresh pow stomped into it!

If I ever catch any of you drinking this I will punch you in the mouth. Seriously. #StephanieMeyerscansuckmahballs

I just found an old homecoming photo of me dressed like a boss. #TakeMeToMyMargaritaPlace

@noISez Thanks for the love note George.

@ginngerly this = sexy time?

Random photo sent to me from an Oregon number I don't know... but why?

@Quiksilver Can I get another shirt like this? Been my favorite Aloha shirt for 15 years but it's ready for retirement.

I bet old Daisy air rifles like this one are hard to come by these days

@Blazejack @DickWalker MVA

It's the 100 decibel, 100% compostible, discontinued chip bag!

Great Pumpkin: Located. Location? Boise State

My Peter Frampton CD has the Compact Disc AIDS #cleaningoutmystorage

I pray there is no photographic evidence of me ever wearing this hat #cleaningoutmystorage

My Lebowski bathrobe and accompanying V-neck shirt! Now all I need is the wig and White Russian. #cleaningoutmystorage

One of my all-time favorite logo tees from Quiksilver, "the plate-lunch" #cleaningoutmystorage

This blood-red polyester shirt was just in case I someday became an Asian Triad #cleaningoutmystorage

LOL I used to wear this @Kahlua button-up polyester shirt #cleaningoutmystorage

I just found a one-of-a-kind first print @KTUH T-shirt.