This kid slays me with his eyes.

This is me today: CRAZY. 'Nuff said.

My bday boy just took sick & fell asleep. Didn't even open his presents! :(

Starbucks strawberries n cream makes a girl's day better. #justsayin

Santa found my kids. SHE's sweet like that.

Wrapping almost done @ 1:40am.

Please. Shoot me.

My shirt says "I'm # 1 on Santa's naughty list." I think @karensugarpants gave it to me last year?

Can't life stop when I'm sick? Having to drive when sick, sucks.

Driving.

I broke my daughter's laptop & her heart. And my knee& back. I suck.

I'm actually way shorter than @ImWendy but I cheated & have boots on & she doesn't. Ha.

@bubblewench gets brave and sings. She rocks!!

I see palm trees. That makes me smile.

OMG deep fried mushrooms!! I might die of happiness.

I may or may not have bought new cowboy boots. *cough*

Sneak peek to my costume for #avitween. I will not confirm or deny.

A 20 min drive has taken 2 hours so far. FML.

This is bullshit at 7 am.

OMG. Def gonna be late for my appt.