18 weeks of training & I earned myself a glittery ball, and a big one at that!

@bgrhubarb @fergufool You look @ that half decorated tree & tell me you would rather have a pic of some Scottish guy!

@chknface @bgrhubarb @Fergufool Meet Sammy.

@Diane4mail Which reminds me, I have 1 with your name on it from several weeks ago. I heard you had another tweet read

Your mouse is no different from any other mouse! #CraigFerguson

#CraigFerguson

I'm like a kitten in one of those posters in a crazy lady's cubicle. #CraigFerguson

I'm in a quandary. #CraigFerguson

@anytimeatall_ Sorry it took so long. Didn't get to watch until tonight.

@anytimeatall_ Sorry it took so long. Didn't get to watch until tonight.

@anytimeatall_ Sorry it took so long. Didn't get to watch until tonight.

Perfect Christmas card, even follows the obligatory one person must blink when the picture is taken rule. #CraigFerguson

A Scotsman, an Indian, and a Jew walk into a bar. They're right, it would make a good joke. #CraigFerguson

Larry just can't resist petting Craig. #CraigFerguson

@thirty3anda3rd Best I could get. Congrats again.

Hug? Oh, all right, just this once. #CraigFerguson

Remind you of anyone? #CraigFerguson

Craig and his little helper. #CraigFerguson

Ok, there's no such thing as a Jeremy. Then I don't know what happened to me. #CraigFerguson

The key to happiness is not what's in your wallet. It's what's right here...having a third nipple. #CraigFerguson