The philosophy I live by...

Just back from my holidays. Went on a cruise.

Glenn Wallace?????

@hanleyks looks lovely . This is the swill I'm drinking

REVEALED: the shocking abuse of police sniffer dogs

BREAKING: Irish banks to give customers free pencil sharpener as token of thanks for the bailout.

@jess_c_kelly

More Liveline outrage over possible Christmas Number One...

PWC issues new guidelines for music that can be played in the office....

Revealed: the real #Borat

This album is all about how boys feel first thing in the morning...

Shock as Salman Rushdie emerges from Chilean mine. 'I miss people looking for me,' he tells rescuers.

Does this man have a right to judge anyone??

The Petticoffer sisters are looking for men in your area!

After Black Thursday, Ireland needs a hero. Meet...Dick Carrot!

Group of Lenihan economic advisors say they are not worried..

BREAKING NEWS: government releases a vivid picture of what the country will look like in ten years...

Oh yeah baby!!! Do it to me!..

Aliens are already among us. You can tell from the hairstyles.