Sir Pizza. For when you absolutely, positively, must extend your pinky while eating bread, sauce, and cheese.

Well, the Washington Nationals website turned on Danny Espinosa rather quickly...

Is this guy wearing a wig? And if he is, he needs to sell it more by smiling. Wigs are fun!

Danny Espinosa knows how to have fun.

Matty Capps face sighting!

FWIW, Flores & LaRoche had the out on that dropped 3rd strike. Not that I really care or... STUPID UGLY FACED UMP!

Live by Henry, die by Henry. Love him, but... Argh. Who's more pissed, though? This guy:

Holy hell do I love this kid. Lookie him after he steals home. "You see me, Cole?"

"Gio, anything you want to say to the Phillies fans out there?"

It appears to be Dress Like a Pirate day for Tony Gwynn Jr. #CheckOutThemPantaloons

Cool outfit to wear to a Padres game when the Nationals come to town, dude.

Um... Dude... Should I make you a doctor's appointment for that? #Mumps?

Chomp that beef jerky with your left arm, Zimmy. #BadRightWing

Strasburg on fire tonight. Not to worry though, folks; third base ump is also a fireman, according to his mustache.

Wish I could thank everyone personally 4 shirt support, but that would take, like, 2 minutes. Here's a pic instead.