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David Voth

@SexCigarsBooze

Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

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Decoding Rental Ads

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Refuse to conform

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Proof that any line will work when the right two people meet…

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There comes a morning when you say…
“screw the cup”

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You would think he should be better at it with all the porn he watches.

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Religion fucks up a newly married couple

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How female news anchors are chosen: CNN vs. FOX

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How happy are people who switch to GEICO?

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Coffeeology
Espresso yourself
Stay grounded
Take life one cup at a time
Better latte than never
Take time to smell the coffee

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May is National Masturbation Month…
It’s okay to play with yourself.

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Boys will be boys

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Want some more?

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Wake the fuck up!
~Coffee

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G-Spot… Found it!

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I don’t always smoke a cigar…
but when I do, it’s Cigar & Booze O’clock!

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Happy Go Commando Friday!
Enjoy the comfort and the air of freedom.

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What’s for breakfast?
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Eggo Waffle Sandwich

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Coffee helps you get shit done

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According to bar sign advice, booze is the solution to many things.

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A 6th grader gives some surprisingly deep advice to next year’s 6th graders.

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