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He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But…
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Once upon a time…
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So, if I cry I get boobies?
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I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don’t feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. ~Richard Harris
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We’re best friends
by Avery Monsen & Jory John
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When everything’s a mess,
when all the world’s askew,
I retire to my library.
That’s what I like to do.