David Voth

@SexCigarsBooze

Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

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Briefcase for the Sex, Cigar & Booze Lover

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You know that tag inside the zipper? …the one that says, “lucky you.”

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Where does your inner person want to go?

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Female Graphic Designer looking for work ~ Craigslist Ad

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I had some dreams; they were clouds in my coffee. ~Carly Simon

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CBC ~ Canadian Bacon Corporation

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Bacon Tree

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Ahh, got it! That had been bugging me for hours.

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What we envisioned future travel would look like vs. reality

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Prostitutes, Doctors & TSA Agents… get paid to touch your junk
(similarities & differences)

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This isn’t what I envisioned when they said they we giving me an iPad for Christmas

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Holidays mean family… That’s why liquor stores sell booze.

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Use the force

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I am going to drink as much booze and smoke as much pot as I want, thank you VERY much.

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Santa Loves SexCigarsBooze

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Work’s done ‘til next year

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Christmas Smiles

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“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.”

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Christmas on the International Space Station

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Bikinis seem to make winter warmer

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