Um, lol?

Do these condiments make my butt look big?

Does this hat make my butt look big?

I jizzed.

Can we talk about my ridiculous new glasses case?

Can we talk about my ridiculous new glasses case?

Panago Bitch sent us jalapeño ranch instead of garlic ranch. Death to everyone she ever has and ever will love. This will not go unpunished.

Let's Get It On.

strep throat? you decide.

If nothing else, kiwis.

brb laughing.

Atonement.

Who needs sleep when you have a jumbo box of Frosted Flakes?

Greenify.

Me right now. I almost choked taking this picture. Rrrr.

What happens when you fall onto the arm of a lecture hall chair. That, and a crushed ego.

This is what happens when you fall onto the arm of lecture hall chair. That, and a crushed ego from doing it in front of 200+ people.

Ah, sculpture class

What is this fuckery?

New year, same old shit.