Eyes, baby, eyes*

Note the dicks in the background. My favorite part.

Me and my mommaaaa.

The amount of drunk I was in this pictures was quite, quite impressive. Also, note that it was 7am.

Playing with Paint. Me and my bestest (irl) fraaan.

I just peed a tiny bit.

Muddinnnnnn'

This is how we party in Hick-ville. This is my brother's baby.

Click here to see Adam Lambert get blowed (blown?) by a fan!!!

Here is miss Rylie. The little girl I've been pimping out. Ovarian Cancer. :-( Her and her little sister, Avery.

That is all.