@harry_moseley Look what I'm wearing for my birthday today Harry. Sending you big kisses. XXX

My dear Dad is 70 on Christmas Day.He's the loveliest man on the planet.Let's get him trending #Happy70thDaddyDave

@HumphreysHere Funny Fanny all snorkled up and ready for my first mission. My pussy is really playing me up though.

@sharongooner Guess where I've been since 7.20am. *groans*

French Martini anyone?

Engerlaaaaaaaaaand.

The birds are singing but it's a tad chilly in the outer regions. It's obviously very sunny as well.

Jordan belts out her solo single accompanied by Kerry Katona on Pete's organ. #Moxie/BratzFactor'sGotTalent

First contestants are Pamela Anderson on drums & Gerri Halliwell on bass guitar #Moxie/BratzFactor'sGotTalent

Playing #Moxie/BratzFactor'sGotTalent with the girls. Here are the judges - Sharon, Cheryl, &@Amanda_Holden

@lintably @nicky_t @gibbzer I like to wear my Bay City Roller spaklers whilst viewing Springwatch 2010.

@gibbzer How about shoes fabricated from a multi-coloured glitterball. Every wardrobe should have a pair.

@Jason_Manford I've recently been diagnosed with Tweeter's Thumb. Damn that iPhone.

Oh for the love of God. I've had the worst ever fake tan disaster.

@bettybluetoyou I'm soooo far away. It could be that bloke down the pub on stage for all I know.

Dead.

Eeeeeeeeeeek!