I am so ready to make this... it's gonna be a brutal takedown.

FACT: I can wreck a kitchen in less than 10 minutes.

FACT: I can wreck a kitchen in less than 10 minutes. #topchefbitch

As I fell asleep last night, my live-in tinkerer "fixed" my glasses. Looka that craftsmanship. <3

@badmoviebrigade I got this for OjRF today!

My desk at 3:15...

There's a bagel in my office!

Chandy

Hollywood Room @ Workplay- MUCH bigger than I thought- can't wait to play this venue.

Is this really necessary? Segway cops INSIDE the hospital?

In a few days, this'll all be peppered with poo balls of tar & oil. R.I.P. vacay.

Tar

Oil

Oil clumps on shore

Yes, there are still people swimming in the wretched ruined gulf. Blurg

More oil

The beach house smells like a body shop

Looks like a bunch of shiny poops in the sand...

Tar hits my beach.