After five hours, I've reached the sign for the line.

People in front of me are being interviewed for the 'gadget people are bonkers!' segment of the news.

Every day I get in the queue...

Possibly the best use of #iOS4 folders

Oh right, attachment needed

It seems like while I have my Rock Band guitar open I should at least mod it somehow. Add neon or something.

It seems like while I have my Rock Band guitar open I should at least mod it somehow. Add neon or something.

Ladies, meet your new sex symbol.

Not intended to be racist, but it is #DrawMuhammad/#DrawMohammad day. As for the beer... beer is good.

It has some sort of weird spiky mouthguard. I guess teething is when you show your kids you hate them.

Apparently Elizabeth bought Neil something out of the Saw catalog.

Maybe it should have been a ruler of wrist...

Thrifty tip: repurpose old wrapping paper as a hat!

Making bacon vodka ala @olllllo. Ten seconds in it already looks gross.

Fight the power, my brothers.

Mother fucker.

Holy crap! Neil has failwhale overalls!