@fionalaird Love that guy.

Panorama: Mixed opinions in my timeline. @rhodri @stebax

It used to be Central Perk but things are a bit more formal now for Chandler, Monica and the rest.

Forgive me for a pet picture. But look, this weather makes my cat lay like an idiot.

This is fab.

Jubilee photobooth pictures? I'm tempted to put a crown on and have my picture taken for the red one.

@francesbarber13 Perfect timing on my Tweetdeck.

I'm about to enjoy a "special eating occasion".

Poster: The facial expressions of the two men on the left made me laugh loudly in the street.

Is the pilot of the Olympic torch plane trying to do five rings? Or will he go for a cock and balls?

Phew, that was a close one.

Argh. The plane carrying the Olympic torch - it's over the English Channel and I see a problem.

Put in boiling water for five minutes, and serve, like this:

Then crack an egg into the Poachie like this:

Put the Poachie in a glass, like this:

Please forgive the next few food tweets. People wanted to know how these "Poachies" performed. Here's the packet.

It was my birthday today. I had a great day. Best present? This, from my Mum.

@owlbird There you go - a choice of shirt.

Poor Nick Clegg is sad today. So let's remember him in happier times.

@indiaknight Likewise - and likewise @mrchrisaddison