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SimonNRicketts

@SimonNRicketts

A journalist, indie screenwriter and script editor. Was at The Daily Mail and The Independent. Now on The Guardian night team. Taurus. 36DD

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If you have a cat, you have to do this. It's actually the law.

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Drank a bottle of Diet Coke. Turned it round a d saw this. *Derren Brown face*.

Here you go.

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You can make them on a website. I just did.

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'Operation help a mate dig a pond' has become 'Operation bitten off more than can be chewed'. Time for a cold beer.

Snooker on the telly again, after that first picture. They're just pissing about, aren't they?

Snooker on the telly right now looks like when I play the game.

Lieutenant happy ashtray.

Captain happy ashtray.

Sneak picture of Westlife, preparing for original line-up comeback tour.

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Two urgent emails in my inbox. I must get to them immediately.

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The power of a fake bomb at the White House? The Dow Jones index just now.

  • 30 days ago via site
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Looks like Associated Press have been hacked. Bombs at the White House? No, siree.

  • 30 days ago via site
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What the living bejesus is this now?

Spot the Liverpool fan and Chelsea fan on my timeline. Chelsea just scored.

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Right. Better go. Some pals are outside and they have a message for me.

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I'm hearing the Reuters link to George Soros' obituary has gone down. Here's a screenshot.

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Look which horse just won today's 2.40 at Redcar. (thanks )

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And here's the iTunes singles chart. (9 April)

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The Amazon download chart, number one. (9th April).

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