A journalist, indie screenwriter, script editor. Was at The Watford Observer, Daily Mail and The Independent. Now on The Guardian night team. Rarely serious.
Just got this text message. I'm thinking either Blessed or Hanrahan. It's a tough choice and I haven't got long.
@MarcSettle On my iPhone I see this.
For those, like @almurray who aren't near a screen. Cricket going well for England.
The cricket. Even the caption at the bottom right seems to be surprised.
@Observer_Owl Went past yesterday night as they were cutting the guy out of his car.
@MartinPengelly Downstairs at Kings Place this evening.
@mrnickharvey I met a friend at Glastonbury. He was wearing this. Asked him where he got it. He said "The urinals".
@daysofspeed Rowland doing it again at Glastonbury.
If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain. #glastonbury
The first waxy cup full of booze at Glastonbury. And we're off.
I'm halfway up Arthur's Seat. That boy had a big backside.
Today, I have been to the home of golf. Wembley Stadium.
Have been pronouncing this in an Alan Partridge voice: "Ladyboys."
Have been pronouncing this in an Alan Partridge voice. "Ladyboys".
@Observer_Owl Nasty shunt involving police car on the corner of Leavesden Road.
Another men's pub toilet. Makes you shy.
In the men's toilet of the pub I was just in. Who says men are simple creatures?
@NadiaKamil As the saying goes, I saw this today and thought of you.
Yeah, well I might need this photo in a future court case. They were nice, though.
About to get on an Easyjet flight. An odd time to start reading this.
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