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Today, I have been to the home of golf. Wembley Stadium.

Have been pronouncing this in an Alan Partridge voice: "Ladyboys."

Have been pronouncing this in an Alan Partridge voice. "Ladyboys".

Nasty shunt involving police car on the corner of Leavesden Road.

Another men's pub toilet. Makes you shy.

In the men's toilet of the pub I was just in. Who says men are simple creatures?

As the saying goes, I saw this today and thought of you.

Yeah, well I might need this photo in a future court case. They were nice, though.

About to get on an Easyjet flight. An odd time to start reading this.

Stan Laurel died on Feb 23rd, 1965. His letter about the death of Oliver Hardy (Babe) gets me every time.

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This sculpture, unveiled on Clapham Common to publicise a new David Attenborough series, is rather striking.

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Because life is measured out in Google doodles these days. It's Valentine's.

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I'm at work. Not sure how good the "Gerrard pass" was.

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Valentine's Day is coming. *Coughs*. How about a Bacon Bouquet?

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Oh yes. In Australia's heatwave, a baby wombat is given fluids to keep cool. (Pic by Robert Leeson)

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Exclusive glimpse inside Shia LaBeouf's wardrobe:

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Even American Apparel are getting in on the message for the winter Olympics.

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Of course, pleasingly, the Google doodle is also viewable on Russia's version.

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Another response to Russia's anti-LGBT stance - and the winter Olympics. Well played, Google. Well played.

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Can't believe it. I got a ticket and am in the front row for Prince's secret UK gig.

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