@TeaBoat Keep a bottle of this handy...works wonders with just a few short spritzes!

Color-corrected for TeaBaby--err, @TeaBoat!

I love promoting myself as a trending topic! It's fun AND educational!

Kevin Smith finally puts his plan of vengeance into play...

Pushin' that button, every 108 minutes...

Forever plaid, bay-bah!

Please welcome Baby Eric Cartman to the world, weighing in at 19 lbs...

She's equally handy with a violin bow or a shank...so, yeah.

Gramps never noticed us installing the rocket launcher in his bicycle...until it was too late.

My fearful encounter with the Smoke Monster...

"Tossing Aziz" (This film has not yet been rated)

Where Ali Larter left off...Mindy Kaling picked up. Chilling.

@marypascoe had a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo in "The Shining"...

Classic cinematic moment.

There's something about ruling over a vast empire that makes me feel warm 'n cushioney inside.

Dorkiest dork EVER.