Remember I said it was a bad idea to get an "I♥VT" t-shirt? Well, here's the runner-up slogan!

@vanitytheft I was just dicking around today and came up with this, no biggie.

For those of you unaware of why this was awesome to do, refer to my t-shirt. Then, refer to @vanitytheft!

This one was risky, as the top felt flimsy, and I didn't really wanna, you know, break something that costs nearly $300!

Ha! Get it? Get it?! @vanitytheft? Youuuu get it, don't you?

Dear @vanitytheft, here's a list of more venues in Vancouver to choose from! Lots here, huh? Sounds nice? Hmm?

Hey you! Yeah, YOU! No, not YOU, fool! You! Yeah, you, the punk with no shirt on! Get covered up with this @ItsChelseaStaub "But Hey It*s Miss LA" t-shirt!

Oh snap! It's the bom-diggity @ItsChelseaStaub "But Hey It*s Miss LA" t-shirt! You can't make this stuff up, people!

Nerdy thumbs up alert! Oh hey! Is that The Helder wearing the @ItsChelseaStaub "Tell Me You Love Me" t-shirt???

Sporting the most dope-ass @ItsChelseaStaub "Tell Me You Love Me" t-shirt! It's a real shirt, man! I'm not some weirdo stalker or anything! Well, at least I'm not some stalker!

Hey, if I'm lyin;, I'm dyin', and I'm PRETTY frickin' far from dyin', as far as I can tell! Don't I look pretty in pink?? Eat your heart out Molly Ringwald! Oh, and thanks be to the @ddlovato website for selling MEN'S shirts!

Ohhh SNAP, son! It's @EmilyOsment and The Helder! I thought I'd never see this photo because I kept my junk mail filters to auto-delete, meaning I never received the email with the link to this pic! Tsk! I was MAD choked, but hey, what do I come across when I get home from a hard day at work? Melanie (the person I went to the concert with) came through! No, seriously. BOOYAH, son. Boo AND yah!

An ad for this awesome-looking play called Monkey King! I desperately wanna go see this!! Though... calling it a play may be an understatement. I think it'll be a tour de force actually!

An awesome ad for an awesome show called Death Comes to Town, starring all of The Kids in the Hall! Today it's the third episode! Don't miss it!

As much of this large 18 to Life (starring @michaelseater and @staceyfarber18) ad as I could cram into my scanner! I need to start watching this ASAP!

An article about a new TV show called The Human Target, though they don't appear to mention it's based on a comic book of the same name by Vertigo. Are they ashamed to have it associated with its comic book roots?

Ad for the Owl City and @lights concert coming up in April!

A very very new @taylorswift13 article on dating!

I has a @amandabynes Maxim magazine! This is the happy face made by owning such a thing!