"Thanks for teaching us to adhere to socially sanctioned gender norms, Moms!" #ugh #olay

Slow clap, Google ads. Slow. Clap. #aprilfools

OH COME ON that is not even fair.

Hah. Indeed.

YESSSSSS.

Dear @HenrytheWestie and @JuliusthePoodle, we are NOT going for a walk today. You wouldn't want to.

Extreme Makeover: Pete Sessions Edition

Well, shit. #pepco #fail #hothotheat

Best google ad in the history of time, ever:

Oh dear. #tebow #nothanks

hah. #ncaa #morehead #serverella

so. many. problems.

wtf.

Making soup from scratch for me and @msager

The holy trinity

Cookies!

He is clearly a menace to society

Warming up by the heat vent after a coooooold trip to lincoln park

I think @henrythewestie is already tired of the christmas carols

NOM