Thanks for the guilt trip, foursquare

Libby and I have been spooning since 6 AM. 6-7 she was the little spoon, then I was, now she is again. #lateforwork

How can we obfuscate the fact that we're raising fares while still making the mandated disclosure?

And now she and Zipper are picking out a box.

Libby missed @vlkun so much she wrapped herself in bubble wrap and asked to be overnighted to Austin #southbysouthcat

Nick brought me a present from his shopping trip. Best husband ever.

TIL Hellmann's is Best Foods west of the Rockies

Man, diet Pepsi, I didnt realize Sophia Vergara had her entire ribcage removed. What a photoshop hack job!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy... Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.. Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma...

Reading the Prodigy patent #LOL

What happens when I fidget with a red felt tip pen: rubella or chicken pox?

I don't know which one is sadder?

Courtesy of the floofy and fabulous @kittycommittee

*shudder*

@vlkun has lost all sense of decency

This is the thanks I get for hunting down Zhu Zhu Pets @ the height of holiday season

Oxymoron (def.):

And you guys say @vlkun and I are bad

Mmm... I'll have the caramelized carrots with dry fruit and nuts. Way to ruin desert, tamarind

Absolutely insane item of the day: Tiffany's 14K contact lens case, only $999 on RueLaLa