oh now how am I not supposed to fact check this. #wheelhouse

Sorting knitting needles made me wonder why penises aren't measured in gauge size.

Sorry! I got busy! Here's a picture of my butt. RT @PipsBadIdeas: no reward for those that answered both? tease!

Just watching the Indelicates at Philly's Tritone with three other fans.

My UV-reactive nail polish is BRIGHT.

Hm, a serious mission failure for Grantland, letting this get past them.

are you kidding me.

Natural and red RT @AngryStripper What are ur stripper nails looking like lately?

Thematic for the game today.

My front tooth. This is not where it should be.

I think this squirrel is humping the bench. Do squirrels hump?

.@PipsBadIdeas, meet @A_RedHerring

I got so worked up I had to fix myself a quart jar of tea and go sit on the porch to cool off.

Now for a happy thing #kitty

Getting treatment for pole elbow. Ready to get a shot in my shoulder.

@Choire I may have some opportunities for you.

@whit_titty

So far the highlight of my day was taking this picture of a squirrel flopped down on the fence.

Look at the totally civilized smoking area they had at the Barcelona airport.