@jackwhitehall and you would have us believe La Rochelle never amounted to anything...

Barbie reaches out to a whole new audience and genre?!

FFS check Mr Schu's tits?! Not normal. Get a bigger shirt or better girdle.

Got my best gayface on tonight dahlings!

Oh.Mai.God. Think I'm turning Dewish.

Seriously? Hair lawyers? Whatever next. Nail a&e?

Aren't they? Isn't that? Neon cycling shorts?! They're baaack! God help us...