@M20Mermaid Betty Boop + my big boo-boo #teeshirtoftheday #ouch

Greetings From A&E & My Dislocated Elbow

A pre-emptive warning (@Gailoh)

My David Cameron poster - made here http://bit.ly/7b4vAk

The monkey on my back

..then he let me give him a horsey ride round the house. This made J want a go too.

First the cat came up for a hug, climbed all over me then sat on my back for AGES

@Annie1978 I wasn't joking :-)

@RedJolt @tylermassey @vivmondo God hates fags...and the Pope

Feck the Pope

@bird42 HAPPY FEBRUARY!! I bought you a pressie

...came with a free 1989 calendar. You have every right to be jealous.

This magnificent slice of pop history...

@McGritty @vivmondo You can buy an awful lot of cheese for 35p. A whole 12" of it!!

...nor did I turn it into a ouija board

I did not steal this from off the wall of the DSS office in 1993...

Am pretty sure the £2 I found in the airing cupboard was pocket money from @DiscoJimbo for being a good girl & decluttering it

@bird42 @Ringeroses @SimonBishop Goodbye, farewell and fuck you, January #sunset

This word verification saw me coming

Scored a pound and a half of pure unadulterated Cake. Thanks to my dealer @M20Mermaid, who wrapped it well to deter the sniffer dogs