@abchao I see your Paltrow and raise you a hunk of Gruyere and a glass of Chardonnay.

Oh. My.

@elleinadspir Thanks to his sign, I'm extra excited. ;)

@JulietBitches Go Julie!!!

So this is happening. ALREADY.

Running through the sprinklers at @ritaortloff's house. Hello, summer. Er, I mean spring.

Charlie is a little concerned about #NorfolkSt. And yes, he's already in his pajamas. Why not?

Love note.

Three stitches and an Iron Man Band Aid. Poor Charlie.

Charlie's hand, after he gashed it falling out of a tree. Poor baby. (He's better now.) #febphotoaday

Daily photo: #AltSummit, day one.

@refinery29 Today I'm thankful for pencil skirts and flats.

My babies. Who aren't really babies at all, of course.

Lunch at Queenies. @ritaortloff is going to have nightmares for WEEKS. OMG.

More reasons to love @ritaortloff: she made me a sign!

I've got the tshirt, so I guess I have to run now. Right?

A little sad to be leaving this. #campmighty

It's rally cap time.

So Charlie and I went to Walmart and ran into Darth Vader and Darth Maul. You know, just your normal Saturday.

Vampire! The LEGO figure, not the boy.