The hardest decision I mk all day is whether2lie down on my right side or my left. But Pressfield's bk is callin me out!

The afternoon is lookin up.

Reading this w Mr. @MichaelLasley before we open our restaurant, The Rusty Trumpet.

Finished this today. In it he talks about fire & brimstone, which in Arkansas is just called July.

About to embarrass myself I mean speak to the youth at ASU

Dear Pippa, Cant wait til our date 4 this! Prepare to get ur mind blown by my nude riverdance during intermission!

U kno us Beasleys. We r just 2 the right of Mussolini. But if the Repubs want 2win against Obama theyll run @JonHuntsman

Finished reading this. I'm not so much 'time-crunched' as I am 'fat-covered'.

There are 2 kinds of ppl: ppl who love @gabedixonmusic and those who are about to.

I'm sayin.

My fav album of all time is Bob Dylan's 'Time Out of Mind'. My lifelong regret of never seeing him in concert is abt2end

Nashville be serious about some hills yo. Climbs that md my ears pop. Sweaty aftr. They use my forehead2guide ships@nite

If my arms were juuust a little longer, Id prolly b in a Nashville jail right now, cuz Id hav 2 touch those thighs.

Rocked the Victory jersey tday. Alas, my shirt was the only thing it was on. I got "chick'd."

Got within 5 ft of The Lance. Then he got on his bike. And now we're in different time zones.

Poke me and gravy will come out.

Fixin to head to NashVegas to race with I mean ride with I mean try to stay in the same time zone with these 3 punks.

Finished reading this tday. Now eating Animal Crackers&making elephant noises&annoying T, who just called me a 4 yr old.

Evrytime I thnk about this a little bit of pee comes out. @Nike if u will sponsor me I wil get @Nike tattooed on my face

Rockin the Masher jersey tday. #6! I come out swingin!