Apparently when you are constantly looking at baseball and hockey stats, Google thinks you're a 25-34 y/o man.

I cannot imagine why I am getting ads about tutus. I think I'm getting @TheNameIsReeBee's ads.

I don't even know. Just as ugly in doll form.

That is not an 'm' that is an 'n'

Why is Alberta Poohole in my Spanish homework?

I have some mad skills. Eggs and bacon from the microwave #collegelife

Here's my contribution @grandmasterbeck.

This makes me smile.

There's a lot of hockey on right now. @BadgerMHockey on the TV, @pghpenguins on the computer.

Would you hire me?

Not many things creep me out, but when I see this when I'm sleep deprived and scrolling through a message board...

Here's the newest addition to our family.

Little sister just got a free shirt at @HornyHideaway because one of the waiters thought she had an awesome hat.

.@BadgerWHockey game with my baby sister.

@grandmasterbeck Sorry!

At the request of @YoSoyAwesome, I have grown a moustache for her birthday.

Very excited about the rain because it means I get to wear my rainboots which ALMOST match my outfit.

I obviously live in lakeshore because of this great view (and the loud banging and scraping noises that it makes.)

What's black, white and red all over? My football tickets! (and Red Card)

Big weenies and little weenies!