made Oysters Rockefeller for dinner.

We are taking the prettiest ride today

Apparently this part wasn't supposed to go *in* The smoker. $30 down the drain #dumbass

K "relaxing" with the dogs. Sorry @ the shitty phone quality photo.

I'm selling scrap metal. Looks like I'm at the dump.

What the hell are we getting ourselves in to?

This bucket is the shit for bottle feeding Aretha

TLF's after school snack. Spoiled or punished?

You know who else caught their hair on fire? He was also from Indiana. What's the deal, Indiana?

It's a Franzia suit!

I wonder what the story is behind this photo. On second thought, never mind.

Because I'm 12 yrs old.

Even the stoners at this pizza joint are watching curling.

I'm known for sending texts & email to the wrong person. But, this girl beats me, hands down. Poor thing.

I just made someone a little more fabulous using RuPaul's Dragulator! #RPDR http://bit.ly/DragRules

My lunch was better than yours. And I'm still in my pajamas.

Seems a bit inappropriate for the Children's Section at B&N. Just my opinion.

This morning in Bumfuck.