He just looked at me and farted!

I miss the sea, was nice to be driven past it....

You fucking KNOW what time it is....

A backwards sunset?

@call_me_salome I wish I had tweeted this last year, would've blown peoples' minds! (and I did have it last year)

@lisaaaavw Oh! Mauve! #guessthatword :o) Pretty sunsets kick ass.

@voidboid Check it out, fastest parking meter in the west...

@voidboid OH would not like it. Only get away with the calindas because the match the fucking sideboard!

I just caught a nail in the sofa

Yes! AAAAARGHHHH! Sob. All bloody day long.

Desoldering stuff can be a right royal pain in the arse! Did not even bend a wire though!

@TheJohnnyMC I use tweezers on the monobrow bit and grade 2 the rest. Else I look a bit frightening...

@megeroberts Nipper is being converted come Christmas time...

@call_me_salome Rawrrrrr!

This is Millie Dave Vanilli. Millie loves lollies!

I like this game, don't like many...

Yum!

Watching right now ...... Fark awl!

And now this..... Friday just cunting cock off and die..... Meh.

Never get a flat battery ever!