Eine kleine nachtessen? Ja wohl!

Good ol' Pandora, the Muzak killer. The office need never suck for decent music again.

I can sorta cook, just sayin'.

"Lazy Sunday..."

$32 for a beer is ridiculous...but how good must it taste? *Homer drool*

Oh, yes.

Survived the night. Hey, what do zombies hate? Hello Kitty Jack-O-Lanterns, that's what. And here's mine, bitches!

This shit is tragic. Be careful drinking it. It's good and dangerous...

New bio pic I'm working on for the perpetually-forthcoming site revamp...

With the office nearly dead, it's more important than ever to get out and chill. Metal style, of course.