Pork steak anyone?

Lunchtime sustenance

Boxes left in the garden overnight attract claw marks from fox vermin

Quarter past ten and Waterloo Station is still knackered.

I mean, wow.

Right, here we go then. Ready for another night of making interesting radio...

This live commentary is bloody hard work

Just got this from the office vending machine. Whatever can it mean?

I've a present to send to someone shortly...

I've been pirating music all my life. Taping off the radio, copying from friends. Here is the damage it has done

@carlralley you were framed out of shot

Am prepared for tonight

The Lido has been drained!

These are my dark circles... energy levels sinking

Being paid to sit at work watching the Nicks. Yet I don't actually follow any of the rules.

Or it could just be they've made a major fuckup

Things you don't see every day. A smart car actually on charge in public

People glued to pub windows as time ticks away

When I were a lad, they were called Toffee Dip. None of this Choc Dip (toffee) bollocks

Am unconvinced of their sincerity. Or education.